Hairless whisper

Oh, well imagine. A couple of days ago I was striving through the aisles of the small corner store when I couldn’t help to hear, no, I couldn’t help to hear an exchanging of words.
“What a beautiful melon.” What a beautiful melon said a patron to a stocker.
“And yes but what a shame, but what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”
I chimed in with a “haven’t you people ever heard of stocking the goddamn store, no.”
To which he replied “Please, sir, would you mind your own business.”
And I did.

However, I came across a so called “depilatory cream”. I heard of it before but never tried it. That was until now.
I was intrigued to go home and test it immediately and was telling Ahmed about it but she was like “When you shave off your hair our thing – whatever this is – is over” …. so basically it was a win-win situation.
Also she told that those creams smell like shit. Mine was with flower extract so it smells like a field of freshly blooming flowers.

While I put it on on my private parts I thought to myself: What if this goes wrong? What if I get an allergic shock from this? What if I get another circumcision?
At that point it was too late already and, like how I am, just went with it.

Actually, the putting on is a bit weird but it’s kind of like any other cream you’d put on. But the taking off. Boy, that’s an experience.
The give you that spoony-knifey-thingy with which you just scrape it off. On the one side you gather this goo out of that pink cream and a loooooot of hair and after that all what’s left is a clean line of smooth-as skin.
It’s a lovely feeling to be honest.

So would I use it instead of shaving. No. Not really. In the time where I put it on and waited until I can scrape it off and then scraped it off I have shaved twice.
Plus: the first time you do it you will forget some place to put it on or the cream didn’t work there or what ever so you have that really nice soft skin with one line of hair which looks horrible. Then you realized you’re out of cream as a guy with hairy legs needs a lot of cream so you get out your razor anyway or leave it like that and keep being “that guy”.

However, it does have some advantages like that your skin is not as much irritated afterwards.
I can totally picture myself using this instead of shaving before getting a tattoo for example. Just be careful when it’s on the backside of your leg as this is a really tricky place to reach.

Oh yeah and it does smell horrible. After you put the cream on and let it do its magic it starts smelling like a barber shop without any windows or doors to get in fresh air. So maybe if you want to shave your bum using this you should go outside. Make it a family exercise. An ass your size is defo not a one-person job.