Viajunto

The story of Christmexico is quickly told, It’s about me, a guy who turns shit into gold, I know what you’re thinking, “This story’s old”, But sit down and listen before your dinner gets cold. I was travelling Mexico, on my way to San Cristobal, Where I met Sonya again, an old pal, She’s easy on the booze, that’s what you need to know, But it was Christmas and I thought, let’s give it a go. I met Julia before, another German girl, With a body so hot, she was rocking my world, All good comes in three and that was Kim, Three girls for Christmas, that excited my limb. It was not what you’re thinking, please taketh my word, It was freezing cold, so I always wore a shirt, But to get into the spirit, we ought to suggest, To have a nice dinner and the universe does the rest. To ensure a good night we bought a piñata, We hung it and smashed it to get the chocolat-ah, Taketh a bat and hit as hard as you can, That’s how it is celebrated in the way of a Mexican. Dinner w

I came to Mexico for the same reasons everybody does: tequila, tacos and tattoos. Well, I’m not a big tequila fan which makes this kind of stupid and I’m probably getting only one tattoo representing Mexico (as I did in other countries so far) so what’s left are tacos. I gotta say this: if you’ve ever eaten tacos and then tried some in Mexico it’s a huge difference, pretty much with every food that comes not from your area, the same with everything from Asia. Currently, my top three for food is 1) Chinese, 2) Mexican and 3) Bratwurst. That’s why I was hella stoked when I got here. But first thing’s first. My flight into Mexico was therefore nice as it was an American airline I had the safety instructions in English so I finally understood what was going on and what I had to do in an emergency. Pro tip: don’t die! I stayed with a guy in Cancún. I met him a while ago on the Internet. Try to do this ten years ago. He was kind, picking me up from the airport, unfortunately he had